#1. This spectral pupper-lover.
Me, as a ghost: GET OUT
owners: seize the canine let’s get out of right here!
Me: LEAVE THE DOG WHO’S A GOOD BOY WHO’S A GOOD BOY THAT’S RIGHT U R
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) June 14, 2016
#2. These wild night plans.
Friend: You going out tonight?
Friend: What are you gonna do?
Me: I am having some mates over for dinner pic.twitter.com/5XnXiq5wPe
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 22, 2016
#three. This profession recommendation.
me: canine marriage ceremony planner
profession counselor: a canine who plans weddings or an individual who plans canine weddings?
me: are you able to make it occur or not
— Starmie Kitten (@yellowcardigan) February 17, 2016
#four. This blossoming romance.
Maybe subsequent time i may meet your canine
Your canine is so cool
Do u thoughts if me & your canine frolicked with out you
— Lazy canine (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015
#5. This stunning admission.
In 34 years I’ve stated I like you to 2 ladies and each canine I’ve ever seen.
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) April 1, 2016
#6. This 100% true truth.
You cannot inform me what to do, you are not my canine
— Optimistic Pugnado (@LuvPug) March 9, 2016
#7. This battle.
My life is a continuing battle of desirous to pet a canine and never wanting to speak to its proprietor.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) January 23, 2016
#eight. This consideration.
No you may’t sit there my canine may sit there.
— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) June 12, 2016
#9. This dream come true.
Cool date thought:
Bring your canine to my home..then depart
— Shiloh Berger (@BergerShiloh) February 26, 2016
#10. This, this, this.
When you are at a celebration and the canine comes downstairs pic.twitter.com/t2E13mhD4k
— Pryce (@nickpryce4) February 27, 2016
#11. This foolish human.
[bends down to pet your dog]
Me: what’s this guys identify
Owner: this is-
Me [not breaking eye contact with dog]: yeah I wasn’t speaking to you
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 31, 2016
#12. This overly-attached canine walker.
Why is our canine walker performing like she’s in an intimate relationship with our canine simply because we now not want her pic.twitter.com/VfKzvCSu8A
— cher (@cherish_lewis1) May 18, 2016
#13. This good thought.
A strip membership, however as an alternative of girls taking their garments off it is simply canine and as an alternative of lap dances you may simply pet the canine.
— Ben (@franzferdinand2) May 22, 2013
#14. This even higher thought.
Thinking about quitting my job to spend extra time with the canine
— Jacob Swift (@jacob_swift16) January 19, 2016
#15. This awkward date.
Her: I am actually glad you requested me out yesterday within the park
Me: *trying beneath desk* you did not deliver your canine?
— Eldge (@Sickayduh) August 11, 2015
#16. This absolute fact.
u know what i like about individuals?
— Dory (@Dory) July 24, 2016
#17. This sneaky so-and-so.
good canine. Sure can be a disgrace if somebody have been to…;pet it for like 40 minutes
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 3, 2016
#18. This cop with an ulterior motive.
Cop: Do why I’ve pulled you over?
Me: *rolls eyes* sure..
Cop: *finishes petting my pet by means of the window* okay that’ll be all sir
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) August 21, 2015
#19. And this pet relationship profile.
Friendship necessities: be fun-loving, low upkeep, cute, furry, four-legged, a canine.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) January 20, 2015